What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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