Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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