- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are flowers.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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