- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Sarah Palin.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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