why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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