- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

yolo your orange looks orange

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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