You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What is older than history?

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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