- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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