- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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