Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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