When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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