- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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