united we sit, cause we're fat

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did you poop because you are a poop

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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