Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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