- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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