What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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