A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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