(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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