- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Cripples are lame.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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