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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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