What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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