What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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