what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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