- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What is 9+10? 19

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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