What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

knock knock who's there ?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

I think everybody should have a penis.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

what came first the chicken or the chips

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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