- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's the new green? Green

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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