A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

knock knock who's there ?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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