- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Maths.

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