- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Whats 1+1? window!

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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