- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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