- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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