- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What? Huh?

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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