Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Anti Joke

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