Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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