- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

So this guy was making a sandwich...

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

black chicken. kfc

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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