- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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