- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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