- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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