- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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