- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What rhymes with milk...milf

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

ure mama's so fat

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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