I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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