- Anti Joke

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire