what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Leave. Now.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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