- Anti Joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.