How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What is life? Paul.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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