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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What is life? Paul.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.