Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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