Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Knock knock Come in

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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