- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Hail Hitler

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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