- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Please ignore this statement.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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