A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Your life

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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