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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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