- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

knock knock who's there? hope

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