- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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