You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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