what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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