How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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