- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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