Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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