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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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