Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

whats my name? Matt

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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