Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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