- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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