Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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GOODBYE

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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