Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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