- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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