What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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