what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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