What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

wanna here a joke? you.

how man

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Caramel Boing.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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