- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Killing your friend as a joke.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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