Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Burp

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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