Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Guest what in the butt

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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