- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Knock knock. Its open.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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