What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How old are you? 7

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Women's Rights..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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