One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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hey hey apple

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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