- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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