What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Knock knock.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Justin Bieber

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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