- Anti Joke

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!