What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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