What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

All of these jokes are about white people

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Obama

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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