- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Get up Look in the mirror

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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