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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

a man was shot.... he died

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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