Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Title IX

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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