- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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