- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Dumbledore dies.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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