- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

National security?

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Burp

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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