Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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salad days!

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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