Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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