- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

black people swimming

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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