Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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a man was shot.... he died

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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