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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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