What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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God is real.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Massie is a fatass

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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