- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

a man was shot.... he died

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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