What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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