an ethopian thanksgiving

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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