What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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