And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

women's rights.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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