Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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