A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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9/11

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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12 in general

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whats long and black? a baton

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