- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

you give like i give lomain

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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