- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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