A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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