- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What's the new green? Green

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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