- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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