Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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