- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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