what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Nickelback

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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