What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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