I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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YOLO

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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12 in general

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Anti Joke

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