- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

You sick fiend

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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