- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Fine, ladies first.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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