How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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