Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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