- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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