whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

One, two, three, four and five

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Go away still nothing to see

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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