Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Hello penis

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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