why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Get up Look in the mirror

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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