- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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