- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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