Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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