- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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