- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

My spelling is horrible

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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