Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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