- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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