- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

knock knock go away

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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