Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Julian Ha.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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