- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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