What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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