- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Neither did she.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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