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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

hi michael

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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