Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

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