what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Communism hehe xd

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