Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

can you touch your toes? no

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

My jeans

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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