- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's 2+2? Fish

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Anyone can post anything.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

su algato es en fuego

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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