- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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