a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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I <3 Hitler

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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