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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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