What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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