A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Obama lin Baden.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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