- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's blue? The sky.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

human centipede

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

cancer

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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