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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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