- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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