- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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