Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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