What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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