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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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