Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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This is not a joke.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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