Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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