- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Hail Hitler

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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