Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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