- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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