- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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