- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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