What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Golf.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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