Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

9/11

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

White NBA players.

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