whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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9/11

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Anti Joke

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