- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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