- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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