- Anti Joke

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

-3

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

-3

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

-3

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

-3

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

-3

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

-3

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

-3

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

-3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

ure mama's so fat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??