- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

being sober in a bar fight

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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