- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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