A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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