why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Anti Joke

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