- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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