- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A gay man watches football.

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