Faithful men.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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My peni s

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How old are you? 7

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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