- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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