Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Anti Joke

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