- Anti Joke

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.