An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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