- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Trump will make America great again.

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