- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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