What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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