If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Democracy.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

well use a tissue!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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