what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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no.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Get on the boat.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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12 niqqa 12.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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