- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

your no better than a cockroach

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A praying mantis is very graceful

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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