All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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