- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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