Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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