- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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