- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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