- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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