- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Guest what in the butt

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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