Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Hey

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Anti Joke

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