Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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