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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

ever tried african food? they neither

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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