A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Trump will make America great again.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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