What's old and wrinkly? old people

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Women's rights

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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