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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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