- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

There once was this guy and he fell down

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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