A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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