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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Gretta has five legs? -no

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

say it ten times fast: oh

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

I have a horse.

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