Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

I went to work today....

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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