- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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