- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What's long and black The unemployment line

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