Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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