Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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