What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Oh, go away

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Roses are red.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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