Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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