- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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