What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Anti Joke

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