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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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