Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

here's a joke... the american education society

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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