What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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