- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

what goes woof ? A dog.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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