- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the car do? CRASH!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Diarrhea

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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