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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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