Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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