One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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