- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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