Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Once, I went to Peru.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Actually it was me Josh brown

hi charles lattuca III

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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