- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

1+1=2

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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